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Everyone
concentrates on the problems we're having in
this country lately: illegal immigration,
hurricane recovery, alligators attacking people
in Florida ..
Not me. I
concentrate on solutions for the problems. It's
a win-win situation.
- Dig a
moat the length of the Mexican
border.
- Send the
dirt to New Orleans to raise the level of
the levies.
- Put the
Florida alligators in the moat along the
Mexican border.
Any other problems you would like for me to
solve today ? Yes!
Think about
this one:
1. Cows
2..The Constitution
3. The Ten Commandments
C
O W S
Is it just me,
or does anyone else find it amazing that during
the mad cow epidemic our government could track
a single cow, born in Canada almost three years
ago, right to the stall where she slept in the
state of Washington? And, they tracked her
calves to their stalls.
But they are
unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens
wandering around our country. Maybe we should
give each of them a cow.
T H E C O N S T I T U T I
O N
They keep
talking about drafting a Constitution for
Iraq .... Why don't we just give
them ours? It was written by a lot of really
smart guys, it has worked for over 200 years,
and we're not using it
anymore.
T H E 1 0 C O
M M A N D M E N T
S
The real
reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments
posted in a courthouse is this:
You cannot post 'Thou Shalt Not Steal,' 'Thou
Shalt Not Commit Adultery,' and 'Thou Shall Not
Lie' in a building full of lawyers, judges and
politicians..It creates a hostile work
environment.
Joke of
the month
for:
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