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In a hospital's Intensive Care Unit,
patients always died in the same bed, on Sunday morning, at about 11:00a.m. regardless of
their medical condition.
This puzzled the doctors, and some even thought it
had something to do with the supernatural.
No one could solve the mystery as to why the
deaths occurred around 11:00 a.m. on Sunday, so a worldwide team
of experts was assembled to investigate the cause of the incidents.
The next Sunday morning, a few minutes!
before 11:00 a.m. all of the doctors and nurses nervously waited outside the ward
to see for themselves what the
terrible phenomenon was all about. Some were holding wooden
crosses, prayer books, and other holy objects to ward off the
evil spirits.
Just when the clock struck 11:00, Pookie
Johnson, the part-time Sunday cleaner, entered the ward and unplugged
the life support system so he could use the vacuum
cleaner.
Having a Bad
Day?
The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the
Exxon Valdez Oil spill in Alaska was $80,000. At a special ceremony, two of the most expensively
saved animals were being released back into the wild amid cheers and applause from
onlookers.
A minute later, in full view, a killer whale ate them
both.
Still think you are
having a Bad Day?
A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen
shaking frantically, almost in a dancing frenzy, with some kind of wire running from his waist
towards the electric kettle. Intending to jolt him away from the deadly current, she whacked him
with a handy plank of wood, breaking his arm in two places. Up to that moment, he had been happily
listening to his Walkman.
STILL think you're having a Bad
Day?
Two animal rights defenders were protesting the
cruelty of sending pigs to a slaughterhouse in Bonn, Germany. Suddenly, all two thousand pigs broke
loose and escaped through a broken fence, stampeding madly.
The two helpless protesters were trampled to death.
What ? ? STILL having a
Bad Day?
Iraqi terrorist Khay Rahnajet didn't pay enough
postage on a letter bomb. It came back with "Return to Sender" stamped on it. Forgetting it was the
bomb, he opened it and was blown to bits.
There now, feeling
better?
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